Given half the chance would I take any of it back?

dykebarry:

bwitiye:

frodobell:

sorry, liberals, there’s only 0 genders

theres one gender and we have to share

mom says it’s my turn on the gender

godsensei:

i can’t see/hear the phrase, “you’re beautiful” without the primitive part of my brain producing a perfectly clear rendition of James Blunt going “YAH BYÜTEHFA'AL”

comicstore:

comicstore:

all four members of abba dress like gods pretending to be mortals

they had to come back for a reunion tour or the earth would die

avantgaye:

my favorite thing about the spanish harry potter translation is that instead of calling voldemort “the dark lord,” they call him señor tenebroso, which basically means “mr. spooky”

bisexuael:

this is so sad alexa play despacito

spenceromg:

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

WHERE DO THESE GIFS EVEN COME FROM

agentduckorico:

twrporg:

thestraggletag:

awed-frog:

Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?

It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.

Or when you’re peeling a fruit/vegetable by hand and you become a disgruntled young deck swab for your jerk pirate captain and this is your punishment for misbehaving

I’m a fan of picking herb and being a cottage witch about to make soup for two sick children.