Tastes Like Coconut

"This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one..."

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:54:43 +0200

“This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?”

- Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via mermaidcunt)

"There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true, but I know white..."

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:08:38 +0200

“There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true, but I know white people went all the way to Africa to get out of doing work.”

- Lance Crouther

(via missgreyday)

nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:21:48 +0200

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

# OMG BUT CAN WE TAKE A MINUTE TO REALIZE THAT WHAT WOULD...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:35:28 +0200

# OMG BUT CAN WE TAKE A MINUTE TO REALIZE THAT WHAT WOULD BECOME HARRY’S FAVOURITE AND NUMBER ONE USED SPELL

# THE SPELL THAT SAVED HIS LIFE COUNTLESS TIMES

# THE SPELL THAT WAS MARKED AS THE ONE THAT IDENTIFIES HIM

# WAS TAUGHT TO HIM BY NO OTHER THAT SEVERUS SNAPE?

# CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO AKNOWLEDGE THAT?

damn fucking right

xcybermen: october-afternoons: partybarackisinthehousetonight: im going to open a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:48:58 +0200

xcybermen:

october-afternoons:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

im going to open a literature-themed coffee/dessert shop called “Lord of the Pies” and some of the flavor names will be:

the grape gatsby

lime & punishment

the adventures of blackberry finn

the crepes of wrath

the catcher in the pie

war and quiche

around the world in eighty buffets

20,000 leagues under the tea

the call of the wildberry

OPEN IT AND I WILL COME.

what about pie and prejudice

abbigshmail: lagio: sad-teeth: So today Angelina Jolie had...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:02:38 +0200

abbigshmail:

lagio:

sad-teeth:

So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists about being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists.

This honestly is making me really fucking sad and making me want to cry

I hate everyone.

mysearchforself: ladystormcrow: wholove: A graphical...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:15:49 +0200

mysearchforself:

ladystormcrow:

wholove:

A graphical representation of the contradictions in the bible. Each red line links 2 contradicting statements.

WILL ALWAYS REBLOG.

WOAH

This reminds me of a really fascinating theological idea I read once. It poses that God meant for the Bible to be full of contradictions, because it isn’t an instruction manual, but a test of character. If you can read through all the books and stories, all the confusing, contradictory statements, and you still choose to take home a message of peace, acceptance, and forgiveness, then you’ve passed God’s test.

I’m not a very religious person, but I still really like that idea.

^ I like that interpretation :D

goregeousity: heysassbutt: heysassbutt: who the fuck wrote the fucking supernatural soundtrack...

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:29:18 +0200

goregeousity:

heysassbutt:

heysassbutt:

who the fuck

wrote

the fucking

supernatural soundtrack titles

i am done

oh my god no

hellotailor: leupagus: omglawd: tardiswanted: David Tennant,...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:43:04 +0200

hellotailor:

leupagus:

omglawd:

tardiswanted:

David Tennant, everyone

for my beloved wojelah :D

Best part that this was a scene in a renowned and famous Shakespearean play.

Scream, I need to see this. I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS YET. And Catherine Tate!!

This is how the rain looks like when you're up there.

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:56:35 +0200

lacing-up-91:

sadisticmagidan:

BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.

I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.

And the dark lord satan said “fuck this area in particular”.

basedgodniall: I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:10:12 +0200

basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:23:43 +0200

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

Photo

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:37:12 +0200

chaztheweasel:

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:50:37 +0200

chaztheweasel:

amazingsmosherisnotonfire: maybeiwantthetrouble: miss-doctorwho: palaeobelle: huntelaarr: 2005...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:04:16 +0200

amazingsmosherisnotonfire:

maybeiwantthetrouble:

miss-doctorwho:

palaeobelle:

huntelaarr:

2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era

Tell me about it

Doctor who;

Totally right

yup

auroraslady: buzzfeedfood: You’ll never have to buy these 30...

Sat, 25 May 2013 09:17:57 +0200

auroraslady:

buzzfeedfood:

You’ll never have to buy these 30 foods again.

Can I get a AMEN

foxyplaydate: killer-pineapples: kittendesu: the-cell-block-ta...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:31:21 +0200

foxyplaydate:

killer-pineapples:

kittendesu:

the-cell-block-tango:

astronomyproblems:

Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve

but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars

like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow

like wtf

wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???

really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu;

hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead

i’m fucking crying

wwruska: REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn! I’m laughing so...

Sat, 25 May 2013 07:44:48 +0200

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR FAVOURITE HORSE RIDER

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:58:28 +0200

satan-doge:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

THIS IS A CROP

IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE

IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN

THIS IS A WHIP

IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE

IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN

NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN

I JUST SPAT CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY HOMEWORK AND DESK BECUASE OF THE END OF THAT.

humansofnewyork: “After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My...

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:12:06 +0200

humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”