Given half the chance would I take any of it back?

dykebarry: bwitiye: frodobell: sorry, liberals, there’s only 0 genders theres one gender and we...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:06:17 +0200

bwitiye:

frodobell:

sorry, liberals, there’s only 0 genders

theres one gender and we have to share

mom says it’s my turn on the gender

godsensei: i can’t see/hear the phrase, “you’re beautiful” without the primitive part of my brain...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:58:08 +0200

godsensei:

i can’t see/hear the phrase, “you’re beautiful” without the primitive part of my brain producing a perfectly clear rendition of James Blunt going “YAH BYÜTEHFA'AL”

beatcopjake: b99 tropes (3/?): Broken Pedestal +

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:52:07 +0200

beatcopjake:

b99 tropes (3/?): Broken Pedestal

+

comicstore: comicstore: all four members of abba dress like gods pretending to be mortals they had...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:46:09 +0200

comicstore:

comicstore:

all four members of abba dress like gods pretending to be mortals

they had to come back for a reunion tour or the earth would die

victoriankeysmash: thepsychedelicdoomtao: mostlysignssomeporte...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:40:06 +0200

victoriankeysmash:

thepsychedelicdoomtao:

mostlysignssomeportents:

h/t Fipi Lele

…no.

business in the front spiders in the back

avantgaye: my favorite thing about the spanish harry potter translation is that instead of calling...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:34:33 +0200

avantgaye:

my favorite thing about the spanish harry potter translation is that instead of calling voldemort “the dark lord,” they call him señor tenebroso, which basically means “mr. spooky”

bisexuael: this is so sad alexa play despacito

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:28:40 +0200

bisexuael:

this is so sad alexa play despacito

that bird u just called flappy?? it struggles to fly through obstacles . think before u speak.

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:22:37 +0200

spenceromg: pregers: waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm WHERE DO THESE GIFS...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:16:53 +0200

spenceromg:

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

WHERE DO THESE GIFS EVEN COME FROM

agentduckorico: twrporg: thestraggletag: awed-frog: Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:18:05 +0200

agentduckorico:

twrporg:

thestraggletag:

awed-frog:

Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?

It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.

Or when you’re peeling a fruit/vegetable by hand and you become a disgruntled young deck swab for your jerk pirate captain and this is your punishment for misbehaving

I’m a fan of picking herb and being a cottage witch about to make soup for two sick children.

Photo

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:12:03 +0200

yutoube: boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:06:16 +0200

yutoube:

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

marquisdesad:I have thought about this tweet every single day...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:55:39 +0200

marquisdesad:

I have thought about this tweet every single day since it was posted

beyoncebeytwice:…….what little hipster blogger out there is...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:49:54 +0200

beyoncebeytwice:

…….what little hipster blogger out there is putting their grandma thru this please love yourself and your family

corazon-the-joker: invaderxan: TBH, collecting pretty rocks and...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:43:52 +0200

corazon-the-joker:

invaderxan:

TBH, collecting pretty rocks and stuff is both something which I would do and something which would impress me

WHY CANT EVERYONE FLIRT LIKE BIRDS?

thatpettyblackgirl: A big ass point

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:38:10 +0200

thatpettyblackgirl:

A big ass point

shirowayfargone: (insp.)

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:32:10 +0200

shirowayfargone:

(insp.)

snoopingasusualisee: just trying to do my bestpacito here

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:26:25 +0200

snoopingasusualisee:

just trying to do my bestpacito here

Photo

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:20:09 +0200

dutchster:If you ever think an undercover cop is following you, yell “crime is good!”. the cop is...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:14:39 +0200

dutchster:

If you ever think an undercover cop is following you, yell “crime is good!”. the cop is required to yell “no, crime is bad!” at all times. that is the law